you visit exotic places but you are always stuck in traffic trying to make it to a competition where you stand on a bucket with one leg.
"Hi, I’m Charles Manson. I incited a bunch of vulnerable nutters to kill a group of innocent people including a pregnant woman, but I have a beard and long hair and sometimes I say meaningful stuff, so obviously everyone on the Internet licks my ass."
- Charles Manson, 2011.
this dude would have been a great corporate motivational speaker